The OloriTana Haven

As I sit here, with my phone in my hand - of course I'm typing on it, I am asking myself, "What is my first post supposed to look like?"

(Backtrack, I began thinking about it under the shower and the inspiration was to begin my sentence as I have done above.)

So... Gotcha! 😉

But seriously, what form does the maiden post of a blog take? My first guess was, it should be a blockbuster. Am I not supposed to sway you with deep opening lines before sweeping you off your feet with big, big Englishes? I mean, what are writers for? Don't mention.

Cool stuff! I have just figured that I can make this post as long as the longest thing you know, but hey, let's not do that, so I'll just get right on to it.

*Tests mic*

Hello, and welcome to OloriTana - The Haven of an Authentic Freak! (That's tautology but ignore it.)

Blogging is one of the in-things of the century and you surely must have had no less than two persons advise you to set up a blog. Actually, to make cool cash.

Now, the larger part of my career has been spent in the field of content development and ironically, owning a blog has never topped my list. Not until the night of 11/10/2020.

On 10/10/2020 - the magic date, according to our mommas and their wozzup BCs, I felt a push to check out blog creation. I had been beaten by the rain earlier that day and my shoes cut, so there was no motivation to lift a pin.

Then 11th came by and I couldn't get the nudge off my back. I obeyed and here is what we’ve got - www.oloritana.wixsite.com/oloritana

Somehow, I still feel like I should be typing something really deep. However I have also just “heard” that I do not need to get ahead of myself. Deep “sturvs” go plenty die!

You see, that's one of the perks of this blog. Yes, a trained Linguist with a good command of the English language, but I no too dey like big grammar. I'd rather converse in quintessential English vocabulary that my audience can effortlessly comprehend.

Haha!

With that being articulated, unbuckle your seatbelts as we prepare to take off on this flight. You have nothing to fret over.

THIS IS A SAFE ZONE.

I will say things as they are and if I am not permitted to, I will either inform you or let it rest.

In this Haven, I deal in flexibility, versatility and authenticity. I enjoy code-mixing and code-switching. Anyhow, I will ensure that every one of my readers is adequately carried along.

There is more I'd like to say and a bubble just bubbled up inside me. (Leave that English the way you met it.🙄) This is a blog and I can say all that I have to say, even if it means breaking them into several blog parts!

Why not click to read the more that I still have to say.